So, I think my Mom and Dick Cheney are in on a conspiracy to ruin my life....well, maybe not ruin it intentionally but seperately they're doing a good job.
Any way, today I got my confirmation. My Mom calls me up and says (this is actual commentary from the conversation)
"Guess who called me!?!"
and so I said jokingly "I dunno, Jesus!"
and she ACTUALLY SAID TO ME "CLOSE!...Dick Cheney!!"
"Now I know you're deluded." I said, but humoring her at the same time.
Apparently my Mom sent an invitation to a BUNCH of people for my Dad's commissioning ceremony for warrant officer in the Navy. And Dick Cheney actually called her to RSVP that he couldn't make it, but contratulations any way. Weird!
She allegedly sent these invitations out to other famous people such as George W. himself and even Robin Williams (because he used to be in the Navy on submarines). She was actually a little peeved that the president hasn't RSVP'd yet. Although Robin Williams has, unfortunately he won't be there (surprise, surprise). But it was nice of him to actually send in the card declining the invite.
So, in conclusion now I know that my Mom is in on some crazy shit; she's even talked to the vice president! Just ask her, she'll tell you everything!
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